OP (Original Prankster)...or Breech?

This is sort of a PS to an earlier post about baby names. Does anyone have XRAY vision I can borrow for a while? I need to take a peek inside my 9 month pregnant belly and see what's up in there.

My girl child has been moving around a lot and no one, suddenly, can tell where her head is. It's been tucked nicely down at my pubic bone for 9 months; now, however, it wanders! How female hysteria...(does hysteria really need "female" qualification?)

This may pose a problem for a home birth, but maybe not. I'm saving myself from the traps of worry, knowing it only makes matters worse.

And oh! I have two new stretch marks that spell "II". They mirror perfectly the "I" that Willoree gave me on the exact opposite side of my lower belly. Rad.

PPS (post post scriptum, and no need to add the periods I learn):

The fruit flies are gone. Alacrity and jubilation slice o' quiche!!